Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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