I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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