HIV tests are more positive than that guy
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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