He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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