Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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