He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I have feelings that need drinking.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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