People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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