he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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