If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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