I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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