sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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