from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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