Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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