So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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