He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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