EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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