do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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