This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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