I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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