If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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