I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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