I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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