Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
