Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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