"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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