I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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