How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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