Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i believe in u and ur pee
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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