that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i dont even know how to be here
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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