i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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