So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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