We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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