So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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