so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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