How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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