told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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