Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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