No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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