Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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