I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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