Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Let's get the cat blown out
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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