i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Come on in and take your pants off
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