And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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