I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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