I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
my liver is dry heaving
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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