As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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