JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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