I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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