some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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