ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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