some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
