what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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