i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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