I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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