I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
