Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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