Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I didn't notice because vodka
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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