dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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