I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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