So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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